My own experience is that once a story has been written, one has to cross out the beginning and the end. It is there that we authors do most of our lying.
"Hmph, Not really. Just what's mine, is mine. You know very well, I don't like to share."
"Still not convinced. It’s okay to admit that you are you know. Not that you have a reason to be. See how quickly I turned ‘em away?"
"You can always sick me on that Anon, y'know." Not like I'm bored or anything.
"As if I’d be dumb enough to do anything to get Kushina furious with me. Tsunade I can handle, sometimes. Kushina’s a whole different story."
Anon's better not be touching what's mine.
"Someone a little jealous, hm?"
rubs my booty all over jiraiya
m-m-my anaconda don’t
Sannin: Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Tsunade
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